I love these new studies. They are just chock full of fine, ready-to-use excuses.
According to the University of Bath (in the U.K.); marriage makes men gain weight and in the early days of fatherhood it makes the problem worse.
According to researchers, married men have a higher body mass index (BMI) than men who are unmarried – adding about three pounds to the scales – mostly because of eating less healthily.
Ah, there must be something to this!?!?!
As a married man I must say I am a little surprised there is no mention of complacency. I mean why run when the chase is over?
To be honest, I don’t blame my wife or the kids, but BEEEEEEEEEEEER?
Yeah that’s the ticket; it’s Beer’s fault.