I’ll be passing on this info to two friends in particular. Because they are notorious for taking an extra long time in public restrooms. Why? Because they layer the toilet seat with toilet paper first. I admit. I’ve tried this once or twice. But the frustration won out. Because I’d be placing the toilet paper and (whooosh!) a sudden breeze and the tp is now in the toilet.
Even if you do finally manage to create a perfect layer of tp between your bottom and the bowl – bad news. That toilet paper that you’ve so meticulously placed is actually covered in grossness. And you’ve just made the whole experience LESS sanitary.
Solution? Learn to squat. (Or hold it. Or accept the cheek to seat.)